Pickle Lovers Pillows

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Jar wars

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Say it with cacti

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"