Pickle Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Morning After Dill

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

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"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

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Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"