Pickles Gifts

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

Hold The Pickles

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Say it with cacti

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

Opera Pickleball

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"