Pickle Enthusiast Gifts

'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

'We're having trouble coming up with an accurate inventory number...'

Julie was in a pickle

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"Can you open this form me?"

"Joe! You in a pickle again?"

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

"Try to keep your bread and butter personality at the party. You're so sour in your dill moments."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

'I'm have trouble cutting the pickled onions.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'You wouldn't have any pickles would you?'

Hold The Pickles

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

'SLICED PICKLES'

'I'll take a double with cheese and tons of extra pickle.'

'Dillbillies.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Oh, Hi, Fred!...I was just thinking about you'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

World Hunger Conference.

'I have a craving for sour pickles again.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Jar wars

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement