Pickleball Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

"He said the one word that drives women crazy...pickleball."

"Let's figure out who the better player is, then keep the ball away from them."

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Hatfield, old buddy, want to play?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Well, NOW I'm entertained."

"You should try fetch with a Pickleball. It's easier on the knees."

"No, I don't think it's pickleball elbow."

"You mind keeping it down?"

"That's some follow through."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Excellent composition. Terrible form."

Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs.

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"For the love of god, keep your eye on the ball!"

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

God passing the time.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'