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"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.