Bread Connoisseur Mugs

'Rise.'

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

'Mum! I'm hungry.' - 'It's not long until your tea. Have a crust!' - 'I had a crust yesterday.' - 'Well, it's a crust or nothing.' - 'I bet this is what communism is like.'

The out of work Mexican actors were glad of the 'roll' in a new film...

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Cake Free Zone

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Toast: the high energy food

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doughboy Dad

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Baking

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."