Doughnut Connoisseur Mugs

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Trail mix?"

Chocolate Shop

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Doughnut Making

The dark side of Halloween.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Dog Day Afternoon