Donut Connoisseur Mugs

'It's about an empty box of donuts in our patrol car.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Trail mix?"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Dog Day Afternoon

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'