Donut Connoisseur Pillows

'It's about an empty box of donuts in our patrol car.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Trail mix?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Doughnut Making

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.