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'What, no onion rings?'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

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'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

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'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'