Engagement Ring Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'Did I mention it comes with a limited edition magnifying glass?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"