Engagement Ring Expert T-Shirts

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Boyfriend of the Month.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

The Stages of Wine

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

The herd of hearing.

"I'm a simple man, really."