Engagement Ring Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

His and Hers Wedding

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'They call it the people dance.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'