Engagement Ring Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

His and Hers Wedding

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'