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'I see you got engaged And look at the size of that rock'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Posh Easter Egg

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

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'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Hats and Greetings

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'He has a great left hook,'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'