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'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Dairy Devil

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

The best relationships are silent.

Company Ink.

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

The men of your dreams

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Lover

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Moby the Private Dick.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Someone carries a torch for you!

A Ghost

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."