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"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Arthur, I need my space."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Worm Bed

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."