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"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Heart to heart talk.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Monogamy

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

Worm Bed

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'