Engagement Ring Aficionados T-Shirts

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

'He has a great left hook,'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

'Why does this have an expiration date?'

"Dad, not now!"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'Will you marry me?... We'll work out the details later.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'I'm prepared to spend three months' wages. What've you got for $11.47?'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Oops, forgot to remove the price tag.'