Engagement Ring Enthusiast Gifts

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'Did I mention it comes with a limited edition magnifying glass?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'