Engagement Ring Lover Gifts

'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Urns in love

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Cow and Milk

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.