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'Let's not rush into this investment thing too quickly, Maude. Remember, I've still got 6 payments left on your engagement ring.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Cow and Milk

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

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Hold on

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.