Engagement Lover Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Paint pots in love

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We were made for each other.'

Growing Love

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.