Engagement Enthusiasts Gifts

"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"

"Dad, not now!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I went to see the doctor today...he confirmed you're about to become a husband.

'Will you marry me?... We'll work out the details later.'

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

"...And please think carefully before answering because there is now way I could ever afford a divorce."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'