Engagement Aficionado Gifts

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

'Oops, forgot to remove the price tag.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Love Birds love just being together

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Tongue in the ear...

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Banana Smoothie

You just keep giving.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

I can't bear to be without you.