Engagement Aficionado Pillows

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

'Oops, forgot to remove the price tag.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'