Marriage Aficionado Pillows

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

"This is nice! An evening in together, instead of you disappearing off to the pub. . ."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Call me?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Valentine Day

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Wedding Selfie

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

You just keep giving.

Chef Cake Topper

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Banana Smoothie

Wedding selfie stick

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

I am married

I can't bear to be without you.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"