Marriage Aficionado Prints

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

"This is nice! An evening in together, instead of you disappearing off to the pub. . ."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Call me?"

Sitting in a tree

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mantis Love

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Valentine Day

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Love Birds love just being together

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Wedding Selfie

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Wedding selfie stick

Banana Smoothie

Chef Cake Topper

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

You just keep giving.

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

I can't bear to be without you.