Wedding Aficionado Prints

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"...and you say that the romance has gone out of your marriage?!"

"I now pronounce you husband and wife...actual results may vary."

Wedding Selfie

'...Love, honor, and obey, no questions asked?'

'It was her father's last wish. He said I could marry her over his dead body.'

'I like to finish what I start. That´s why I have gotten divorced three times.'

". . . and do you promise to be each other's support animal?"

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Are you ready to go down the aisle, sweetheart. . . Martha?'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Big Fat English Wedding

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Bride and groom on top of wedding cake.

"I love getting married...all that gossip I can tell again!"

"I'm afraid 'I saw her first' is not just cause."

"I have an objection to this marriage! You're supposed to pay my fee upfront!"

"Henry never was camera-shy. When we had our wedding photos taken he was a complete ham."

"I can't see their marriage lasting."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Chef Cake Topper

Prominent bill Venn Diagram.

"Well, I do and I don’t. Sometimes he can be quite irritating."

The bride? You're lookin' at her! Just married!!!

Princess Alexandra and Prince Albert's Wedding,1863

I am married

The third volume of the registers

Wrong speech

"Keep it low-tech. No mention of DNA, closing, stuff like that."

'Oh no, it's a shogun wedding!'