Award-winning Produce Fan Gifts

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Pumpkin patch

Banana Split...

Country Bumpkin.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Can he come out and play?'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Brazilian Blow dry

I've located your problem, luv!

Strawberry Shake

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Grocery Shopping

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'