Award-winning Produce Fan Pillows

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Banana Split...

Country Bumpkin.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Ball as water-melon.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Can he come out and play?'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

I've located your problem, luv!

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Grocery Shopping

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strawberry Shake

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Banana