Fresh Produce Fan Pillows

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Gooseberry Fool...

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Ball as water-melon.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Grocery Shopping

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

I love what you've done with your hare.

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Man on Stilts in a Market