Fresh Produce Fan Mugs

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Gooseberry Fool...

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Grocery Shopping

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

Making healthy eating bearable.

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Banana

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Man on Stilts in a Market