Fresh Fruit Fan Mugs

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Banana Split Personality

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'