Fruit Fans Mugs

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Banana Split Personality

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Large, wrinkly

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'What are you eating now?'