Freshness Fan Mugs

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Strawberry Shake

Making healthy eating bearable.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"