Freshness Fan T-Shirts

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Making healthy eating bearable.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'