Fruit And Veggie Fan Pillows

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'At least you're getting your daily allowance of fruit and vegetables.'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."