Fruit And Veggie Lover Pillows

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

'I don't know where she gets it from.'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

But is it organic?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The discovery of asparagus.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Banana Split Personality

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion