Olive Aficionado Gifts

Olive that looks suspiciously like an eye!

Mediterranean Martini

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Olives (man at bar)

Fortune olive

'An olive please. I need the greens.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"Somewhere between the Greek economy collapsing and the price of these Kalamata olives, someone is making a killing!"

Olives

"I can always find the olives. It's the only jar that looks back at me!"

Advocado

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"You want your olive?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

When avocados go soft

'I'm seeing someone else.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'