Olive Aficionados Gifts

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Night-shift entrance

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

The One That Newton Missed

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Starbucks Siren

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

War and Peace

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Rocket Parking

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Singer

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"We have big news!"

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Self-Isolatteion