Olive Aficionados Pillows

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Night-shift entrance

"You want your olive?"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

The One That Newton Missed

Starbucks Siren

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

Olives

'I'm seeing someone else.'

War and Peace

Rocket Parking

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

"We have big news!"

Self-Isolatteion

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'