Olive Oil Lover Gifts

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

'I prefer Extra Virgin, it gives a better flow quality.'

'My little Italian car needs an oil change,try olive?'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I'm not happy."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Car Breast-Feeding

"You want your olive?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Mediterranean Martini

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Oysters in June - delicious!

'I'm seeing someone else.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Olive Tree

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Fuels paradise.

War and Peace

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.