Olive Connoisseur Gifts

I see you're drinking coffee. I'm also a teetotaler. I only force down these martinis for the roughage in the olives. ??

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I make it myself!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Espresso Martini Peacock