Olive Appreciator Gifts

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

'Fill it up please. I meant the olive bowl.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"You want your olive?"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Mediterranean Martini

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Singer

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.