Avocado Appreciator Gifts

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Advocado

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Avocado Timeline

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

When avocados go soft

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"We have big news!"

Avacados

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

"We need any eggs?"

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Avocado Prices

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"