Avocado Appreciator Prints

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Advocado

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Avocado Timeline

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Sue Perkins

When avocados go soft

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Avacados

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"We have big news!"

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

"We need any eggs?"

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Avocado Prices

"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"

"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."

"Emma's been planting all the stones from our avocados."

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

Cloud 10.