Avocado Lover Prints

(Barter Economy) (An avocado for your thoughts.)

Wanna Buy an Avocado?

Avacados

"Got a gig in automotive safety, and you. . .?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Advocado

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.