Avocado Lover Pillows

(Barter Economy) (An avocado for your thoughts.)

Avacados

"Got a gig in automotive safety, and you. . .?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Advocado

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'