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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Trial by Media

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gun laws US

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"We need a union!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Free speech isn't cheap!

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

World Hunger Conference.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Doctors

Freedom of the Press