Avocado Advocate T-Shirts

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Trial by Media

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Advocado

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Gun laws US

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"We need a union!'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Free speech isn't cheap!

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

World Hunger Conference.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Doctors

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"